Archive for the 'joke' Category

my typical day!

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

note: This is the ‘legal’ part of a typical day of mine, other parts which may be incorrect for general audiences has been cropped out. Thank you for your understanding :p.
aawwwhhh wtf, those birds are making lots of noise… *yawns*
starts to open eye a bit… lazy to do that… i see this
so after some minutes [...]

Lettre d’une blonde a son fils

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

bon avant tou, :p mo pena narien contre bann blonde, mais sa joke la tro bon!
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Cher fils,
Je t’écris ces lignes pour que tu saches que je t’écris. Alors, si tu reçois cette lettre c’est qu’elle est bien arrivée. Si tu ne la reçois pas tu me préviens pour que je te la renvoie. Je t’écris [...]

How to kill yourself like a man

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

So i was just googling randomly, then out of curiosity, i wanted to understand how famous serial killers killed their victims (really just out of curiosity.. since its good to know the minds of ppl.. for me atleast).
Anywayz, i googled, how to kill a man.. and i got a surprising result :p
Entitled: How to kill [...]

Dating around the world

Monday, June 11th, 2007

note, that this is just a joke that i got in a mail.
[joke] 

NORTH AMERICAN

First Date
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second Date
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third Date
You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

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IRISH

First Date
You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date
You both get blind drunk [...]