Learn to park your car idiot
We were returning home today after our Concurrency & parallelism lab, tired as we were, we were just under the bridge at UoM, the place where we need to cross the road, when we saw that some dumb idiot parked his bloody car right on our way, where the heck were we suppose to walk? Right over the car? Through it? Anywayz, I wanted to piss on the car and shit on it, and walk over it and stamp my foot print all over it, then to prevent my friends from getting in trouble, i didn’t do anything like that, so instead, I wrote a nice message on a piece of paper as you can see here :
[English Translation: "Asshole, don't you know where to park your car? Ill-mannerred, fined at Rs.6.66 *in the small left corner it has been written*:You are gay"]
(note that i have nothing against gay, you are free to do what you want to yourself dude)
After writing the nice message , while Nilesh was taking pics, I placed the paper on the car’s wind-shield under the wipers.
Bein koi? Ena dimoune ki vraiment pena maniere, ti bizin kk lor loto la meme et piss endans loto la sa, bann coson pa konE kot sapE, zot pensE la route la pou zot, kot zot envi zot bordE bannn !#$@$%^$&^&%*%*%*^*^
Here’s a pic of the car and the paper :p
(I edited the car’s number to prevent the owner to suffer from further embarrassment.
Anywayz cya l8r guys, and please comment :p, and be responsible drivers!
Note: The owner of the car replied and explained himself on blogged4ever (heh blogging works), anywayz, he wish to tell that he had an hour of emergency (1 hour) to drop some papers to an mes colleague, and he also said that i was rash, …to which i shall reply: put yourself in my place, a car right on my way! emergency or not, at least be courteous enough to think about others, 1 hour is a long time. and… then its nothing personal 
ok.
Since you replied soo nicely, i suppose some of the cuss words above might no more apply Thank you for being courteous the next time
+$3|v3n
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November 14th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
There are also people who do not know where they can park their bodies. They should be fined also.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
and that was a nice way to say it, as you can notice, i haven’t used any bad words on the paper, just in case some child approached at that time.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Lol, thats was funny…I would surely like to know the reaction of the driver when the latter saw the nice little message you left for him..
Besides, if I’m not mistaken, this is not the first time that some idiot have put his car there( there is a high probabilty the same idiot).
The authorities should make this area a no-parking zone so that we won’t have such thing in the future again
Well that should serve him a lesson
November 14th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
next time, we piss in the car!
November 14th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Hahahahaha! Awesome! I bet the expression of the driver would be PRICELESS!
Lolll! Nice trick to play.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
i would have liked to have got the face of the driver on cam at that moment!
November 14th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Thats a good bad action.. LOL Yeah the guy should have known better than to park there. It was fun seeing Nilesh taking pictures of you while doing this. LOL Even the security saw you taking pictures. But that was after putting that paper and the security guy didnt notice shit. Kind of a close cut.
November 15th, 2007 at 8:28 am
lol! mo ti pou atane boug la vini ek tir photo so reaction!
whahhaa! zot ena fiel zot la!
November 15th, 2007 at 8:53 am
mo ti envi fer sa, mais problem, derier bis 5:15 pm
November 15th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
LOL 5, remarker selven sa !!!
Bizin met 1 pano “Park at your own risk” la ba!!!
November 15th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
hahahaa trop nice malelver tous ,…. some people take everything 4 granted in this country … en passant dans yashvin to blog ti ena un bicyclette dans parkin loto ….. that was nice as welll///// mais this one is great as welll
and why contravention 6.60 rs????
November 15th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
lol, what if the guy wasn’t a guy? what if the driver was a lady??? :p
November 15th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
@yusha
Rs.6.66 roupie sa :p enfaite p dir li li pedale sa.
@Roushdat:
bein li pou bizin accorde li lerla :p. mais ena bel sanz 1 zom sa, fam mo pa croire pou all park loto laba.
November 15th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
huh! wai.. kifer pa ene fam sa??
(notice: i have no prejudice against women lol)
To ti kapaw sey ene camera cacher tous.. mo ti envie guet sa boug la so reaction! >:D
Nice verbalisation and contravention btw… To kpaw remplace Buntipillay! (Road traffic Officer la mo kwar)
November 15th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
lol
wai
November 15th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
People just park there car anywhere..Can’t blame these people UoM is so crowded..Mari latet sa figir la in gagné kan li in lire sa “contravention” c ki to in don li la..lol
November 15th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
Wai… another thing to know.. What did the guy think just after reading?
I say “WTF!”
Pna assez parking at UoM. Mo croire 1 jour nu pu truv 1-2 vehicles in cafet tou!
November 16th, 2007 at 9:42 am
“#
Koonal, on November 15th, 2007 at 8:50 pm Said:
People just park there car anywhere..Can’t blame these people UoM is so crowded..Mari latet sa figir la in gagné kan li in lire sa “contravention” c ki to in don li la..lol”
agreed and not agreed…ya pna assez parking in this uni and parfois me pa gagne place pou met my car ya, mai selma fran fran tou,sa derniere l’anné la,ena 1 attitude de “ferfoutism” r ban chauffeur
moi, censored la moi, kan mo park mo loto,mo tou letemp penser b waii,eski sa lot dimoune ki pou vini la ou pou sorti la,li pou gagne problem, ban la non,zot fer foute,garde loto kot gagnié,couma gagnié, alle gueter toi couma pou fer pou passer, pourvi li line reussi fer c ki li envie, ek SVP, li pou gagne guet toi traver tou si to p enpeche li rentre dan so loto
apre mo si ena fois mo pa gagne parking kot mo habituer garder, b ki,lerla mo met sa kot gagnier, mo alle rode 1 parking… mo pa dir mo pane dja met mo loto la,mai mone tjr garde 1 lespace pou passer,pa couma sa rrrrrrrrr la
enfin moricien ena kass aster,zot pa mind kan kikaine raye zot lot
lol kifer ban lezot in gagne peur tire foto
, vo mieu mo m 
November 16th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
lol @ :p nilesh ti p tir foto btw :p
and i know that he is assE responsable comme chauffeur, well siad nilesh.
November 16th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Haha>> En temp ki mauricien vizin komprand sa dimoun la>> pa zot tou ine vraimem ale lor test pu gagn zot license>> ZOt vizin komprand ki pu li Lenvlop ine paser>>:)
November 24th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
You are way too rash. I had to rush to catch up with one of the MES collegue to take some papers I had left with her.
Being rash causes much offenses. Next time, try to think of reasons for which one may have left one’s car, body, stuff at a wrong way.
Moreover, I had throw away your sweet paper. I do not care. The papers matter most. Even a Rs.1000 fine would have been ok.
Moreover, it was there for only 1 hour or so. It was an annoyance, maybe but please do understand the emergency.
Thank you for not divulging the registration number.
Permal.R
November 24th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
I would never divulge the plate number, that would be unethical.
try to think of reasons for which one may have left one’s car, body, stuff at a wrong way.
Yes, i do understand, but, it is always nice to think of others also.
Its not because that you are late that you need to be rude and park your car in a place that disturbs others ….
Hmm.. now messing up with MES dudes.. i wonder if that’ll be detrimental later for my career.. but ohh well… i am responsible for my actions, and definitely, it was rude to be parking there
, i did nothing more than my civic duty.
Have a nice day Permal. And Thanks again for replying, shall update the post.
+selven
November 24th, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Ena malade ladan. Selven ressi passe n message a travers so blog. Fiouuuuuuu.
The thing is anyone would have the same reactionn by seeing the way you parked your car, Mr Permal R. Selven just had the guts to make you aware of it.
November 25th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
I also want to recommend that you or the authorities concerned paint a yellow line at that place so as to prevent people from parking there.
I parked there due to an emergency. But had there been a yellow line there, I would have considered parking at some other place though I think I would have parked there anyways since I was in such a hurry and I would not have cared for ticket. And you all know that there is nobody there that cares about illegal parking. I do not even see policemen in the area often.
From a legal perspective, I was within my rights. From a dumb point of view, I was not but I was in a hurry which makes me not look dumb because I can prioritise things.
Get that yellow line painted.
Permal
November 26th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
hhmm honestly…a mixture of good/bad attitude..reason?
“But had there been a yellow line there, I would have considered parking at some other place though I think I would have parked there anyways since I was in such a hurry and I would not have cared for ticket.”
see this is the freaking attitude im talking about..you simply dont care, and the way you are saying it, would imply (im only saying it in the same words,not that you said it,but thats the logic behind) “i dont have the right to kill someone,but since im in a hurry to see someone/do something, i can kill”
thats the look you give it..when i 1st read the thing you wrote,i said to myself,maybe its a genuine case,but seriously,if you are older than me,then its a shame,koz the attitude and way of thinking is worst
“Even a Rs.1000 fine would have been ok.
Moreover, it was there for only 1 hour or so. It was an annoyance, maybe but please do understand the emergency.”
which means that if (i said if) that was the only exit and someone was dieing and had to use this to get out,it wouldnt have matter that he lives or not,koz it was only for 1 hours and believe me the way you put it,you would have cared for that ticket unless you a millionaire for what i care.
did you see that big gap in front of your car? you could have put in a bit in front,at least give one person the chance to pass but the way you describe,its like the attitude of “mo ferfoute r dimoune moi,moi ki passe avant”…why this conclusion? YOU were in Hurry,not us,YOU had to take the paper,YOU decided to put it there knowing well that it would cause problem and YOU didnt care abt a ticket and YOU admit that even if there was a yellow box there you would have put in anyway…great attitude and mentality …
and to be honest, i have parking issues too,but in your case,i would have driven all the way to the end (near the woods…alll the others did,look at the pic,there are cars there) and look for a space or IF i had to ,put in a place where none would be having problem with it,like a bit in front of the cross here (just opposite the stone building) or simply since you were going to MES,why not park there…dnt tell me there is no parking there…. ,i have been there ,both to MIE and MES and i know there is parking there
sorry mr,i may not know you and im not the type of “judging someone” but from the post you made, i wouldnt want my children to learn with a moron as such and you gave the perfect example i said before “..ena 1 attitude de “ferfoutism” r ban chauffeur
moi, censored la moi, kan mo park mo loto,mo tou letemp penser b waii,eski sa lot dimoune ki pou vini la ou pou sorti la,li pou gagne problem, ban la non,zot fer foute,garde loto kot gagnié,couma gagnié, alle gueter toi couma pou fer pou passer, pourvi li line reussi fer c ki li envie, ek SVP, li pou gagne guet toi traver tou si to p enpeche li rentre dan so loto
apre mo si ena fois mo pa gagne parking kot mo habituer garder, b ki,lerla mo met sa kot gagnier, mo alle rode 1 parking… mo pa dir mo pane dja met mo loto la,mai mone tjr garde 1 lespace pou passer,pa couma sa rrrrrrrrr la”
maybe just an advice which you wont take care anyway, try to be civic and think a bit of others and maybe you could do something good…as they say, “treat others as you would like to be treated.”
really if i could rate this,negative would have not been enough Mr Permal.R, No respect at all
November 26th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
wow
November 26th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
p.s. i forgot a bit
what would YOU do if i had parked my car in a way that YOU cannt get out and you have to take your wife/children/parents/relative to the hospital,but you simply cannot because i was like “why should i care where i park” and they are in critical state… think abt it…
sighs
November 26th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
indeed…
November 26th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
My dear n!135h. Of course, I did not care. I had to deliver something urgent. Had there been a yellow line, I would have considered looking for another parking (maybe).
I’m selfish, maybe. But what would you do if say – your career depended on 1 single action. Parking the car in that area was not a big issue. I am sorry for causing so much hatred.
what would YOU do if i had parked my car in a way that YOU cannt get out and you have to take your wife/children/parents/relative to the hospital,but you simply cannot because i was like “why should i care where i park” and they are in critical state… think abt it…
If you’re so proud of your citizenship and enjoy civic actions, ask your fellow friends to carry those who need to be transported in their cars. They would have helped since according to your logic, one should be all civic.
Ever heard of 114 – they have a stretcher.
And if there is no car, well shout loud. I may hear you.
November 26th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
OMG, you are stupid or doing that on purpose? did you read what i put on my post?
“simply since you were going to MES,why not park there…dnt tell me there is no parking there…. ,i have been there ,both to MIE and MES and i know there is parking there”
and this makes you look more stupid now as if your career was at risk you would have looked for the shortest route
and to add to that
“your career depended on 1 single action. Parking the car in that area was not a big issue. I am sorry for causing so much hatred.”
so to you your career is better than anyone else? better than a life …you sir have issues for sure
and sorry to say this,but the stupidity and immaturity you emanate is simply out of words
“If you’re so proud of your citizenship and enjoy civic actions, ask your fellow friends to carry those who need to be transported in their cars. They would have helped since according to your logic, one should be all civic.
Ever heard of 114 – they have a stretcher.”
well to be honest im not proud of my citizenship koz of ppl of your like…freaking noob… lol you are a rick guy then koz as far as i know not all have cars..unless you are a millionaire’s son (lol give everyone a car,then maybe they can carry it to their cars)
and abt the 114 thing,the most stupid post i have seen since long.. you have a freaking car and your close one is abt to die,and you prefer look for 114, OMG…granted if there is no alternatives,then 114 is the way,but i didnt know you would be willing to put the life of your close ones at risk…. a smark guy, what if you have no means to contact them?… so you would say run to the roads and look for someone? right and when time is an issue,just watch them die koz a stupid @#$%^& parked his car in front
Mr, really the little respect that was left is now gone..i would have never imagined such a childish answer.. instead of trying to act smart and reply to me,try to see the essence behind,the you would see that your smartness is turning you more in a stupid thing that anything smart enough
“And if there is no car, well shout loud. I may hear you.”
no thanks,the smart guy that you are,it would probably be parked in a way that would like make me lose more time
man,really …my words fail at this point…we are in the situation of “The sage points at the moon; the fool bites his finger.” – attributed to Lao Tsu” and here there is no sage,so go wonder the amount if intellect needed to see this
November 26th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
a typo mistake
“man,really …my words fail at this point…we are in the situation of “The sage points at the moon; the fool bites his finger.” – attributed to Lao Tsu” and here there is no sage,so go wonder the amount of intellect needed to see this”
and i forgot this bit
“’m selfish, maybe. But what would you do if say – your career depended on 1 single action. Parking the car in that area was not a big issue. I am sorry for causing so much hatred.”
right ,ever heard of parking well?,the freaking car was so close to that thing, the least you could have done is put in a bit away… “you lack time “…if that is your excuse….let me laugh hard koz the way it was parked,so close to the gate,there is no way someone in hurry would have parked as such
November 26th, 2007 at 11:40 pm
All this boring text can be put to an end if you draw a yellow line there. Even so, I would have parked there at that time. I am aware that I may be perceived as an idiotic jerk.
Sure, there were spaces at other places but the person I was looking for was walking right down next to me. So, I had to park and run after the latter.
You must be a noob at parking. LOL Can someone get n!135h some yellow paint and a brush so that he/she can do the job of the NTA? Thank you.
Permal
November 27th, 2007 at 12:03 am
oh dear oh dear and you know what makes me freak out?
this”I had to rush to catch up with one of the MES collegue to take some papers ”
poor kids if ppl of your like work there…
so you are not getting it err, guess im getting at the “you stupid or doing that on purpose” right on the spot,at least not on purpose
sighs sighs sighs
“All this boring text can be put to an end if you draw a yellow line there. Even so, I would have parked there at that time. I am aware that I may be perceived as an idiotic jerk.”
so what would have had changed, you would have stayed the jerk anyway
“Sure, there were spaces at other places but the person I was looking for was walking right down next to me. So, I had to park and run after the latter.”
lol, i mean really LOL…all these excuses,makes me wonder if there is a little truth in it…okay lets say “benefice du doute”
err what abt you put down the window, a big guy like you should have some voice and call her out and since you were being expected she would have waited…sighs
“You must be a noob at parking. LOL Can someone get n!135h some ”
maybe, maybe not, how would you know? i know what i can do with my car,never got any complaints so far and im proud to say that if cant do something in car,i will tell it with no shame but i stand for facts and the fact is that you did a bad thing and refuse to see the meaning of our posts and if you see me as a noob,then i guess you put your car perfectly there by luck? sorry to have though your driving skill were better than your metal one….
“Can someone get n!135h some yellow paint and a brush so that he/she can do the job of the NTA? Thank you.”
LOL funny guy…. if you are a father,i pity the education if thats the best arguments you can come with…. im tempted to ask if you are mentally challenged, but will not…
man at least give some arguments that shows you work at MES or something of the caliber….even a college student would have given better arguments
OMG, to think that we have elders of your type (assuming you are elder ,which from post to post makes it as if you are a child with big ego)
sighs….. ok simply put, i dnt care if you have a big ego,that you must feel that you did nothing wrong,at least try to learn and then i would say this, i dnt wish this to you at any cost but one day when you will get to a situation where you would be stuck and would have a “your career depended on 1 single action” and still be there stuck not be able to do anything,then i really hope (yes i hope as arguing with the hope that you learn is like trying to say that if we jump high enough we might touch the moon),that you look back and think abt it (and i didnt take the example of dear ones to you koz the way you put it in your post,its not me who said it,all is written by you,your career is better than a life,worst someone dear to you life..)
and if that ego is still being hurt,enough for you to post random stuff to defend yourself and say nothing,dnt worry i will be here
November 27th, 2007 at 1:51 am
My dear n!135h, I feel no obligation to respond to you when I stand on my point. I am right and you just want to be right even if you know that you need yellow paint and a brush.
I simply do not care. Sure, I cared enough to respond on that site.
I will keep posting on this site because I like it.
Yes, I have a big ego and I am right.
Permal
November 27th, 2007 at 2:11 am
lol
trying to stop the wind is easier than debating with you my good sir….if you see that parking as you did is good in your book,then so be it….we cant change the mentality of an adult,at least we try,but guess some are stubborn
you obstructed a path for an amount of time and that was good,so be it as well, you were RIGHT,OMG,we need to give you a medal for rightness errrhhh
and THANK you for taking the time to slip by most of my points and reply pointlessly….. (to ti kpv fer 1 zess o mois lire zot non)
watch out for the car
November 27th, 2007 at 2:14 am
“trying to stop the wind (with bare hands)is easier than debating with you my good sir…” missed that
p.s. if you would be kind enough, if you ever fall in the situation where you are the victim, you can post, we wnt bite
November 27th, 2007 at 11:27 am
Selven, prend plaisir mari top sa man.
Yes. I am right.
I am right! Keep typing and wasting your time
November 27th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
lol o_0?
haha fran permal to 1 mari,pa pou kpv prnd to charge
to conner ki mo chagrin now? c ki kan nu ti passe la ba,1 kamarade in dire “nu raye loto la ou soi nu degonfler so laroue” ek stupid me in dire “nah pa fer sa,kpv li ti dan 1 kas genuine….” ek mo kondiure,mo konner ki bez ha (pa koire moi,pa grave sa
)
b pa kas tet man, mo emplace moi ^_^,to prnd plaisir,nu tou in content…fer 1 manir next time tolier pa content li truv toi
maurice tipti kan to ena 1 dimoune so num loto
cheers
)
(koz to pa kapav conner sa sourire mo p fer la la
November 27th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
p.s. bliyer sa boute la “maurice tipti kan to ena 1 dimoune so num loto
”, 
yep you are right,eer soorry huh,hope pane offense nanier
November 27th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
man, if I was not in a hurry, I would not have parked there. That was a one time event (which may occur once or twice).
Again, I am right :p
Permal
November 27th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
yes i know,shit always happen
…just hope it doesnt happen to us ^_^…but oh well life has the control >_>
(p.s. lol pa tro gagne lélan ek sa dialogue la,koz mo conne 1 dialougue pou sa
,mai tro sovage pou post 
)
p.p.s lol park as much you please there >_>, i know university have parking issues,just like maybe keep some space ^_^ next time….
yes you are right (lol sorry
)
November 27th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Now, go paint a yellow line @ that spot.
Thank you.
Permal
November 27th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
hmm.. zot p coummence menace dimoune tou.. la li pa bon la :p
hmm.. note that mo pa pou give plate number to anybody.
All this boring text can be put to an end if you draw a yellow line there. Even so, I would have parked there at that time.
Hmm.. that’s rude… coz enan dimoune ki kapav vraiment pissed off and do crazy things, couma nilesh inn dir, ti ena ki ti p rod rayy loto lot inn dir plat laroue, kapav ena lot ki rod craz loto!
Mais en gros seki nilesh p dir.. is, be responsible of your actions, and remember that.. what you sow is what you reap.
Happy to see that both of you are enjoying posting
November 27th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
ya selven,dats why me in dire bliyer sa boute la
(not yet in that business >__<)
and ya thxs pou to comment
,to rapel ti ena sa beta la lekol ki pa ti p marche bien la (mai mari malin la),li ti pou gagne prob si li ti ena pou passe there ^_^,mai bon message passing in prnd ^_^
pic of the day
: http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6485/picture16ra2.jpg
November 27th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
p.s. lol
mo demande moi kisanla in dire sa “…. coz enan dimoune ki kapav vraiment pissed off and do crazy things, couma nilesh inn dir, ti ena ki ti p rod rayy loto lot inn dir plat laroue, kapav ena lot ki rod craz loto!”
,mai mo temoin ki what he said is the truth 
November 27th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
http://www.lostbrain.com/features/travis/assholes.html
LOL
November 27th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
hahahaha, pic of the day la tro bon…hahahahaha
July 1st, 2008 at 10:57 am
LoL…mo rapel smthg like that..mo ti dan flacq..ti ena 1 malin..ti park so loto 1 facon ki li ti block mo loto.{li ti park so loto carement 2vant mo loto.}.it was reali simple..mo ti prnd mo la cle loto..mo ti pass lor 2 koter so loto..4 lines par coT..
July 1st, 2008 at 8:06 pm
hahaha, tonn all donne li design lor so loto tou!
July 1st, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Selven–>normal..li pa 1 facon sa..to park to loto lor 1 chemin pou pa laise lot dimoune sorti 2puis parking! ! ! !sa osi..mwa mo pena patience lor sa ban stuff la! ! !ena dimoune in 2ja park zot loto 2vant mo gate..quan banla retourN..ena la police pe attand zot! ! ! zot pa penser ki zot pou block le zot dimoune..anyway..long time..aster mo travel par bus..Traveling by bus is more fun..:p…2puis toujours mo ti cntnt travel par bus..:p
July 4th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
LOL.. :p to gagne yamE dans bis